I have many gifts but willpower is not one of them

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I have many gifts but willpower is not one of them

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They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

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I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it

When you're all alone in your lonely room

Love. Life. Family.

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by Victoria maitland

I have many gifts but willpower is not one of them

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Er war ein Punker

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion

You like potato and I like potahto

I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it

When you're all alone in your lonely room

Love. Life. Family.

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